Thursday, May 28, 2015

Let's Watch Senator Lizzy Gets all Verklempt

I just love watching a lefties put on a good show. At a recent Tech conference, Sen. Lizzy Warren (the female half of the the Dynamic Duo of Fauxcahontas & Bullet Head) takes a question from the crowd and goes off all wonky like, starts shakin' and almost comes unglued at the end talking bad and ugly about those evil rich people (ya know, wealthy people like her) about to much money in politics (conveniently said now that she's firmly planted in a safe Senate seat) about people not wanting their taxes raised (see, she even takes a shot at me!) and not enough change cause people aren't mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore (I just blew this statement off cause surely she was just out of town during the last election in November). 

She also says there's not enough spending by the federal government (yeah, that's the ticket Lizzy), she railed about high college tuition and student debt (this from someone who got $350,000 to teach one class) and whether your kids will have a job and retirement (by this point I guess she's totally forgot she's a democrat and what they done to the country). 

I have come to the firm conclusion that to be a democrat these days, you have to totally deny all reality around you and pledge all faith in the sparkling unicorn gods who reside somewhere deep in the bowels of DC. 

And Yes, Senator Lizzy, some have indeed awakened.........to your kind.

So relax, and feast upon a heaping helping of liberal hypocrisy at it's finest:

The DOJ Makes the World Safe....

OK. Pay attention.
This notice is required by the Overlords of Political Correctness:
 Trigger Warning:
I know at least two of my regular six readers will feel offended by this post, so I must provide a "trigger warning." I used to think that meant Roy Rogers' horse would make an appearance, but now I understand it means something else . . . so anybody with an intense emotional attachment to our new Attorney General, President Obama, progressivism, and the contest over who will host World Cup matches is hereby warned that emotional damage could result from reading the following text.... 
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The NAACP’s Monster Under the Bed

Taki'sMagazine 
The NAACP’s sole weapon is fear. The organization gets its way because many businesses and public figures live in fear of being slapped with the label “racist.” But what, if anything, frightens the NAACP? No, it’s not your conservative blog or podcast, so don’t flatter yourself.
However, there is one person who scares the bejesus out of the NAACP leadership, and he’s one of their own officials: an unstoppable, unkillable bugbear named Reverend Curtis Everette Gatewood.   NAACP leaders cower in his presence.
 Reverend Curtis Everette Gatewood of the NAACP 
Gatewood dislikes Jews, Israel, immigrants, and non-Christians. He’s damned Hillary Clinton supporters to hell, applauded the Baltimore rioters, compared black moms who stop their sons from rioting to white slave masters, co-organized a protest meeting at which Obama was repeatedly called a “nigger,” and pledged the NAACP’s support to an organization that opposes the NAACP, hurls racist bile at Asian immigrants and Jews, and calls Martin Luther King an “uncle Tom.”
And yet the national NAACP can’t, or won’t, get rid of the guy.
He pledged the support of his NAACP chapter to the African People’s Socialist Party/Uhuru Movement, a black separatist organization that seeks to foment a violent revolution to create an independent black nation on U.S. soil. 
The Uhuru militants have, in the past, called for the murder of Archbishop Desmond Tutu (in retaliation for him not ordering the mass execution of white South Africans following the end of Apartheid), and the expulsion of “parasitic” Asian immigrants and business owners. On a broadcast of the Uhuru radio program, Gatewood stated that his NAACP chapter stands 100% behind Uhurus’ goals.  
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This man is an ordained minster. It’s as good a time as any to remind Christians that some of God’s biggest enemies stand in pulpits and have many followers and advocates where you least expect them.   

Kenyan Lawyer Wants to Marry Obama's Daughter Malaria

Inheriting the Ravishing Beauty of Her Mother, Obama Daughter 1 is Hot in Kenya

Malaria Malia Obama may only be sixteen years old, but that’s not stopping one Kenyan admirer who seeks her hand in marriage.   Felix Kiprono, a lawyer, has been interested in Malia  since the first time he saw her as a 10 years old. When Daddy Obama arrives on a visit to Kenya to see the folks in July, Felix has a big proposal waiting for him.
IJR - Felix Kiprono said he was willing to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in order to fulfill his dream of marrying the first daughter. “I got interested in her in 2008,” Kiprono said, in an interview with The Nairobian newspaper. 
"People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real.  As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price.” 
The Kenyan lawyer says if Obama accepts the request, the engagement will be 'unique with a twist'.  
"If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliche of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head. I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my father’s land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned. The place is called Kapkatet, which means ‘victory’, adding, “ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any otherKalenjin woman."
He also said he and his princess would lead “a simple life”. 
“I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (maize porridge) and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman."
In Kenya, wedding dowries are common, as it’s seen as a rite of passage through the family. According to Time, the price of the bride is the equivalent of five years of the groom’s salary. Looks promising.  


Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Al Sharpton Has a Serious Question for Ya...

Here's your future answer to: Hey Babe, make me a sandwich?

Meet MOTOMAN 
World’s First Robot Chef Makes 2000 Different Dishes,
Demands $0/hour in Pay

ACC - Say hello to the not too distant future. In the next 10 years robots will change our world in huge ways. They will upend labor markets and change our politics. Add in the Oculus Rift which makes real live virtual reality yours for $500, and watch out. You think the Internet changed your life? Just you wait.
"The world’s first robot chef took a bow on the grand stage when it cooked for attendees at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) in Shanghai this past weekend.
The machine, designed by London’s Moley Robotics, is slated to host a library of 2,000 dishes to pull from by the time it’s launched for the consumer market in 2017. The machine is able to stir, adjust the hob, pick up bottles, pour jugs, and perform other movements.
The robot display at CES 2015 came with a pre-equipped kitchen, as it is necessary for it to have an understanding of the placement of utensils and ingredients, though the consumer model will also be able to be integrated into pre-existing kitchens, reported Crave Online." 


I'm sure eventually there will be a more shapely MOTOGIRL version for those who tend to lean more towards the knuckle dragging side of manhood.......But until then, make your own damn sandwich!  ;)

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Bernie Sanders Condemns Existence of 23 Different Deodorants Brands

Kooky Bernie: "You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants."

I must say, I'm struggling a bit here to equate underarm deodorant with hungry children or taxing the rich, but then again, it came from the mouth of self-proclaimed socialist and Presidential candidate, Sen. Bernie Sanders. So you figure it out....

“You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants when children are hungry in this country,” Sanders told John Harwood in an interview posted Tuesday. 
Sanders has advocated for returning the personal income tax rate to 90 percent for top earners, as it was in the 1950s. He brushed off the comments from businesses that have called his “revolution” for the transfer of wealth from the top earners to the middle class, similar to Nazi Germany. 
“These people are so greedy, they’re so out of touch with reality,” Sanders said. “You know what? Sorry, you’re all going to have to pay your fair share of taxes.”The New York Times reported that Sanders is fine with reducing economic growth if it reduces income inequality."
This is Hillary Clinton's only competition so far for the Democrat Nomination .........


Monday, May 25, 2015

MFNS: Obama to Punish Mid-South States With New Taxes

Middle Finger News Service Wire
For Immediate Release:



 Next thing you know Obozo will be taxing us for excessive wind,
and a shortage of windmills...... 


On Memorial Day

"In our effort to accommodate many Americans by making the last Monday in May, Memorial Day, we have lost sight of the significance of this day to our nation. Instead of using Memorial Day as a time to honor and reflect on the sacrifices made by Americans in defense of freedom, many Americans use the day as a celebration of the beginning of summer."  —  Purple Heart Recipient and Former United States Senator Daniel Inouye
Flanders Field American Military Cemetery - Waregem Belgium, Near My Childhood Home



In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky

The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.


Written by Major John McCrae, - 1st Brigade Canadian Field Artillery - May 1915.
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This weekend, the school children of Waregem and nearby Mons will turn Flanders Cemetery into a sea of color; of Red poppy flowers and American and Belgian Flags just as they have for more than 90 years. On the door to the Flanders Field Chapel are written but three words: "Lest We Forget".  

We need not forget as well.......