Thursday, June 30, 2016

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Ladies, Don't Be Swapping Spit and DNA with #NeverTrumpers!

Roosh V.
I ran across a column hilariously titled “Why You Should Not Have Sex With Girls Who Hate Donald Trump ” on a blog titled 'Return of Kings' by  Rooch V., self-proclaimed 'King of Masculinity'. He's an expert pick-up artist, cock hound, and author of books on misogyny, who by the way literally lives in his mom’s basement, and encourages his followers to not have sex with women who do not like Donald Trump.  Quite frankly,  I find myself in a bit of quandary agreeing with a well known misogynist who looks like an Arab terrorist and lives in a hole underneath a house. But I too don't think these people, male or female, should have sex, ever, period.

From Roosh's column:
"While Donald Trump is far from a perfect Presidential candidate, he represents ideas of beauty, tradition, truth, and nationalism. It’s not surprising that those who hate him and protest at his rallies represent the polar opposite: ugliness, degeneracy, lies, and globalism, though mostly ugliness. The women you see at anti-Trump rallies are awash in obesity, masculine behavior, and utter repulsiveness. For this reason, I recommend that you completely stop having sex with Trump haters....."
Roosh explains, “Good women don’t hate Trump.” He also explains this by way of describing his current “girlfriend” who doesn’t hate Trump, and is “good.”
"I’m currently dating a girl who is apathetic about Trump. She doesn’t love him but doesn’t hate him either, and finds him more entertaining than anything. From that, you can correctly guess that she is feminine, thin, and sweet-natured......"
Sadly, Roosh V.'s Present Girlfriend

He also gives the guys some valuable pick up lines to help weed out the Trump Hating wenches from us beautiful Trump Babes:
  • “Today I’m actually having a good day because my Donald Trump hat came in.”
  • “Excuse me, I was on my way to a Trump supporter meeting but you have a happy walk and I wanted to know if you were also going to the same Trump meeting.”
  • “What do I do? I support Trump. I’m doing some work now to make sure he gets elected this November, because it’s time to make America great again.” 
So ladies, please take some unsolicited advice.......don't have relations with male #NeverTrumpers. It could lead to horrible arguments at Thanksgiving Dinners at your taxpayer subsidized housing over a government guaranteed equitable size for all turkey. We have enough little commie globalist running around on college campi now. We don't need you breeding anymore of them. 

And next time one of those virile, horn-rimed glass wearing pajama boy types approach you at your knitting circle or yoga class and invites you to he's apartment, basement to jizz all over you, just politely tell him he'd have more luck with a hair legged Social Justice Warrior, or just suggest he go indulge in sexual intercourse with himself.   

Monday, June 27, 2016

Famous Local Negro Golfer and Actor Contemplates Retirement

The Maui Wowie Free Press
by Roachclip Johnson: 

Barry Soetoro
Hawaii 411 Baby - As we have kept you abreast in the past with Local Negro Boy Makes Good on the Mainland,  news has reached us that semi-pro golfer, author, comedian, political commentator and actor Barry Soetoro (stage name Barack Obama) plans to retire in late fall of this year after failure of contract renewal.

Mr. Soetoro's once wildly popular show 'Barack Obama' and his portrayal for mainland television audiences of a bumbling, much traveled and leisure oriented closeted gay President of the United States married to an overbearing transvestite First Lady, will end it's eight year run.

In recent years, the 'Barack Obama Show' popularity has waned as cast members left for greener pastures and Mr. Soetoro's frequent absence because world travel and golfing interest have taken priority. 

Sertoro has plans to live in the Washington DC area where golf courses are plenty and he is close to the main stage of politics. He also plans to make himself available to daytime talk shows and cable news networks for his brand of rambling goofy commentary and folksy views on the politics of the day that his verbose and sometime thought challenged famous character is know for.  There is even rumor of another fictional autobiography in the works. 

Editors Note:  Roachclip Johnson is an Award Winning Herbal Cultivation Reporter for The Maui Wowie Free Press, and when free on bond a contributor to Middle Finger News Service International 

Evil Disguises Himself as an Angel of Light. So it is no Surprise That His Servants Also Disguise Themselves as Servants of Righteousness

And Now the Pope Wants Us to Apologize to These People......

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday, June 26, 2016

The 2016 Paul Revere Award

I was honored today with the news that DMF was voted to receive recognition as a 2016 Paul Revere Award Recipient. The Awards are held annually, hosted and presented by the most excellent Curmudgeon of Political Clown Parade. It is truly an honor to be recognized by my Blog Sisters and Brothers and our readers for the work we do. Thank You Curmudgeon for the work YOU do, and congratulations to all of this years winners.    
I am honored to inform you that your blog, Diogenes' Middle Finger, was recognized as one of the Top 20 Winners of the 2016 Paul Revere Award.  The people have spoken.

Is This Awesome or What!!

Saturday, June 25, 2016

10 Saturdays From Today....

On September 3rd, the 2016 NCAA Div.1 college football season swings into full motion. Things start quickly with a slate of marque games. In games of special interest to us round here, the USC Prophylactics will travel eastward to meet the  retooled  defending National Champions at Jerry World in Dallas, for what is sure to be a brutal lesson on how we play football down south. And the Cats from Baton Rouge will pack up #7 and travel north to the hollowed ground of Lambeau Field to play a fierce Wisconsin Badger team in the first college football played at Lambeau in 33 years.  The Tigers plan leaving their calling card with a note of sincerity, reminding the Big10 who the toughest conference in college football is.

This season will be an interesting year in the SEC to say the least. Will the Crimson Tide end a two game losing streak to Old Miss, and avenge the one blemish on what could have been a perfect season last year? Will LSU break the curse of 2011 and defeat the Tide who must do battle in the confines of Death Valley? Can Chad Kelly match last year performance? Will Nick Chubb show up? It's all yet to be seen. 

But as I did last year, I predict no SEC West team goes undefeated. The talent and Defenses are the toughest in the nation. That said, I believe more then one Southeastern Conference team have as good a chance as any in the country to raise the National Championship Trophy into the air this January.