Sunday, September 25, 2016

The End of an Era

So ends the 11-year reign of the "Mad Hatter" of LSU, one of the quirkiest and most popular coaches in SEC history, one who was as famous for oddball behavior like eating grass as he was for winning games at an impressive clip. 
News of the firing of Les Miles was first reported by the Baton Rouge Advocate and confirmed by ESPN. It comes one day after LSU lost to Auburn when the referees overruled what had appeared to be a game-winning touchdown. 
Les Miles posted a 75-18 record (41-15 in SEC play) in his first seven seasons at LSU -- a stretch that included three SEC West titles, two SEC titles, an undefeated regular season, a BCS National Championship and another NC title game appearance, as well as coached an NCAA record streak of 53 straight non- conference wins.  Miles leaves as the second most winning coach in LSU history, with a 114-34 record that includes seven 10+ win seasons. 

You Vote Democrat - You're Complicit

Friday, September 23, 2016

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required *

Brought to You By BluesJunky: Honorary Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

The Future Queen of America and Bubba Expand Their Royal Residence

Madam Hillary and her puppy Bill just bought some new digs in Chappaqua, New York, right next door to their primary residence. No ones sure if it's for hiding emails or maybe just for after hours muff diving strategy meetings with Princess Huma......
"The Clintons are building a compound in Chappaqua, New York. Hillary and Bill Clinton have bought the house next door to their current home in Chappaqua for $1.16 million, according to deed information on the 33 Old House Lane home. 
The 3,631-square-foot home, which was previously owned by architect Charles Chepigin, was sold to the Clintons on August 11, according to the documents. 
The Clintons currently own the the 5,300-square-foot home at 15 Old House Lane, a property they bought in 1999 as Bill Clinton was leaving the White House and Hillary Clinton was running for Senate in New York. That home was purchased for $1.7 million. 
By purchasing the new home, the Clinton’s now own the entire cul-de-sac at the end of the road in the leafy New York suburb...." 
Presidential candidates and ex-presidents are just like us! They own entire cul-de-sacs! But the property is  really not insane by the standards of insanely rich people like the Clintons.

But What Beautiful Grounds! You can bury a LOT bodies in a yard like that!

The Clinton's new house also features a 212-square-foot basement  which would be a really good place for that secret email server or for occasionally torturing a political opponents. At least they have way better taste than Sarah Palin. This is a very nice place, handy and away from the main house for that planning of international intrigue, goin’ skinny dippin' with Bill's girls, or giving their Secret Service protection a nice place to do their sex scandals, play canasta or bunco or just keepin' an eye on how much criming the Clintons doing at any given hour of the day. 


Fishnet Friday

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Laughing at the Self-Destruction of the Media Gatekeepers

by Kurt Schlichter:
The media meltdown we are gobbling popcorn to right now is the result of two key phenomena – we normals have grown tired of the media elite’s lies, and today’s technology allows us to ignore the people who would presume to tell us what we can and cannot know. As the walls collapse around the few remaining information gates and we barbarians bypass them, gatekeeper gigs are becoming as rare as jobs for millennials with masters degrees in Feminist Interpretive Dance.
Now you media creeps are finding yourself ignored and irrelevant as America proceeds to do whatever the hell it pleases whether you like it or not. We don’t need you; we can and will get our information by ourselves. How I yearn to fill a hot tub with the salty, sweet tears of a thousand so-called journalists who decided to put their money down on progressive ideology instead on objectivity and public service. You just crapped out. That’s what you get when you always bet on hack.
Just when you thought you were going to become a Lord of the Fourth Estate, you idiots completely overplayed your hand right when technology gave people an alternative to your old school media monopoly. You pushed us past the point of toleration just as the web created other places for us to go. And now, look at you.  Just a bunch of pompous, boring, nobodies without reputations, without respect, without futures.
We’re laughing at you.
Then Donald Trump comes along and outrages you, but not for what he says or does. Hell, you haven’t seen so many eyeballs turned your way since that unpleasantness with the pumpkin-infused craft ale and trans lifestyle editor at last year’s winter solstice office party. No, Trump outrages you because he thinks you’re a clod and a joke and he mocks you, and no matter what you say, no matter what you do, no matter how much futile fussiness you manage to muster in that concave chest of yours, you can’t dent his popularity.
You’ve dumped everything you have on Donald Trump and he’s still tied with your ancient, crusty crone candidate Hillary. And you realize that you don’t have the power you were promised. You don’t have the influence you sought. You have nothing.
No one cares anymore.
Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Reason is Wasted on Those Who Are Not Civilized

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Microsoft Claims It Can Solve Cancer by Making Your Body Run Like a Crappy Operating System

Keep This in Mind: Bill Gates is is a eugenicist hellbent on population control
“Microsoft has vowed to ‘solve the problem of cancer’ within a decade by using ground-breaking computer science to crack the code of diseased cells so they can be reprogrammed back to a healthy state,” reports the science editor of The Telegraph (UK).
“…[T]he company has assembled a ‘small army’ of the world’s best biologists, programmers and engineers who are tackling cancer as if it were a bug in a computer system.”
The Daily Sheeple:
Sadly, the entire cancer industry pretends that cancer is a spontaneous disease without cause — thereby violating the laws of physics and science. This is the only way they can keep profiting from the disease: by convincing people there’s nothing they could do to prevent it. It’s the BIG LIE of the for-profit cancer establishment. Because, you see, it’s just too boring and simple to tell people that vitamin D prevents almost 80% of all cancers… or that eliminating pesticides from your body by choosing organic products will vastly reduce your cancer risk.
No, the geniuses at the Bill Gates Bulls**t Brigade want you to keep on poisoning yourself with all the causes of cancer while they figure out a way to reprogram your body’s cells as if you were a software program.
So instead of supporting your body’s built-in advanced technology that can identify and reverse cancer, these geniuses want to try to reinvent a whole new “artificial immune system” written by Microsoft engineers.
Has anybody noticed how badly Windows sucks as an operating system? Is their Blue Screen of Death the kind of “solution” we want for cancer patients?
Microsoft’s software is atrociously horrific, buggy and lacks anything resembling legitimate security. On top of that, Microsoft’s business practices are monopolistic, predatory and wildly unethical. Is this really the kind of “innovation” we need in the cancer industry which is already steeped in unethical profits and the mass killing of cancer patients with toxic treatments that don’t work?
Microsoft can’t build a mobile phone that works, but they want to run your body’s immune system… Read More

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