Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Obama To Address Congress in Annual Manure Spread


Yes, it time again for Barack Obama's 6th annual presidential manure spreading festival know to American as "The State of the Union" Speech. This years addition to history is sure to be just as mind-numbing as in past years and with even more lofty unworkable ideals and Utopian dreams Barack Obama is known for.  

SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiast are sure to be pleased by this years event with such great catchwords as "Cuba" "Taxes" and "Free".

But we're sure to be entertained as in past years despite the droning speech, watching Joe Biden fidget around and start chuckling for no apparent reason, and John Boehner getting that pained look on his face like he's passing a kidney stone and wishing he could get up and go outside and light up a Marlboro.  Good Times, Good Times.

The President seen putting the finishing touches and polishing his address with speech writers