Tuesday, April 23, 2024
Thursday, March 7, 2024
Your Official SOTU Drinking Game Card for Tonight's Presidential Manure Spread
Yes patriots, it's that time again. The stage is set for the nation's roundly disapproved of and incompetent leader to address congress and the nation in the unnecessary made-for-TV annual manure spread known to us all as the State Of The Union message.
And as we have come to expect from *46, one can again look forward to more lying than a teenage boy with his pants around his ankles trying to explain to a Deputy why the Sheriff's daughter is in the back seat of his car naked from the waist up.
And like most of *46's speeches, I would expect an Adderall fueled mind-numbing exercise in babbling, self-praise and lofty unworkable leftist ideals, and a economic picture embellished with a rosy glow of unreal accomplishments.
But I doubt the speech will be as entertained as in past years. With the luster and entertainment value of the event having fallen off without the distraction from the droning speech of watching Nan Pelosi fidget around in the Speaker's chair, going from grinning like a mental patient for no apparent reason, to getting that pained look on her face like she's passing a kidney stone and wishing she could get up and have a double shot of gin and a Marlboro.
But we will still have that famous camera shot to look forward to of of the entire house chamber as the network media political analysts speak of the historic setting while Joe, grinning like a baby loading his diaper, scans the room for an ice cream machine and any prepubescent girls in attendance.
But fear not. SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiast are sure to be pleased by this Official STATE OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME CARD (a retread from 2022 but still relevant) compliments of our good friend Curmudgeon @PoliticalClownP.
Saturday, February 10, 2024
Biden's Cognitive Skills Test Results
Tuesday, November 14, 2023
Mexican Cartels Issue a Letter of Gratitude to Their "Man of the Year."
Cartel Man of the Year - El Presidente' Joe Biden |
Tuesday, October 31, 2023
New Snapshots From The Biden White House Album
Wednesday, September 6, 2023
Tuesday, August 8, 2023
Bidenomics Update: Courtney's Open Tabs Flush
Courtney Is Judging You Now. |
Monday, July 31, 2023
Sunday, July 30, 2023
That Time We Hired Joe Biden to Work For Us
From the Dank Archives of Middle Finger News Service. - February 1, 2015
Monday, July 24, 2023
Sunday, July 9, 2023
Tuesday, July 4, 2023
The Strange Case Of the White House Library Cocaine
Thursday, June 15, 2023
It Was The Plan All Along
Through all the noise of recent events, rumors have been circulated in the media saying more Democrats are becoming accustomed to the idea of VP Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden, which is the reason why some are pushing for Biden’s reelection so hard, according to insiders. According to one of these insiders, Harris becoming president is now considered a plausible if not likely scenario. The DNC’s strategy to ensure the Democrat establishment remains in power is to re-elect Joe Biden, no matter how old or capable he is, and then get him to resign or step aside and install Kamala Harris as president.
Tuesday, May 16, 2023
Biden to Return From G7 Early, Reducing Opportunities for Regular Embarrassments on World Stage
Tuesday, April 25, 2023
Sniffy & Cackles Announce Plans to Finish the Job Of Finishing America
Tuesday, February 21, 2023
Historian says 46 Will Go Down as Worst in History
"I ranked him among our five worst presidents in American history. He's actually going to become the worst president in American history.
Everything he does seems to be about destroying American exceptionalism, the American experiment and the American creed.
I've come to the conclusion he's doing it on purpose."
Monday, February 20, 2023
So, Brandon Drops By to See Volodymyr....
While in the neighborhood, Joe stops by the Palace in Kiev to pick up his 10% in person.
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Sunday, February 12, 2023
What Better Way To Kick Off Super Bowl Sunday Than With Film of Joe Biden Scoring Touchdowns.
Thursday, February 9, 2023
Riveting New Documentary Film By Director E. Taint
Children Will Study This International Crisis Triumph For Decades
Earl Done This Arts (Click Image To Make Biggie) |
Sunday, February 5, 2023
Kevin Invites Greasy Joe to Drop By for the Annual Ritual Spreading of Manure
EARL Done This Arts |
On the high side, the Republican response to Greasy Joe will be given by the newly elected Governor of the Great State of Arkansas, The Honorable Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We all remember her don't we. And we know the democrats surely do! 🤣🤣